so i was reading up on genetic engineering and new cloning technology developed in the last decade when i came across this adorable picture of cc (carbon copy cat), the first cloned kitten:

and since technology like somatic cell nucleus transfer (responsible for the creation of dolly the sheep) and animal engineering technology has advanced to the point where we can fuse ES cells of various animals with various somatic cells/DNA to exhibit desirable traits in both animals and humans, can whoever eventually ends up reading this please clone/engineer me a hypoallergenic cat that rarely poops/pees? a plus would be if it could sing and dance like the cat from the japanese aflac commercials or if it could talk, or be trained to attack and kill dogs on command…
actually, screw the genetic engineering part, i just want a cat in a beaker