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ethiopian cuisine

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so i tried ethiopian food for the first time today and thought the experience was interesting enough to blog about.

here’s ethiopian food summed by wikipedia:

Ethiopian cuisine characteristically consists of spicy vegetable and meat dishes, usually in the form of wat (or wot), a thick stew, served atop injera, a large sourdough flatbread, which is about 50 centimeters (20 inches) in diameter and made out of fermented teff flour. Ethiopians eat with their right hands, using pieces of injera to pick up bites of entrées and side dishes. No utensils are used.

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the shape of the menu was probably the first indication that we were in for something out of the ordinary.

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we first ordered sambusas, which were triangular fried aperatifs that resembled samosas except the inside was filled with fried lentils. it also came with salty-spicy dipping sauce which garnished it nicely.

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ethiopians apparently serve their food family style, as all our orders came into a huge dish covered with straw hut-like lid, served on top of a layer of injera (the unleavened sourdough aforementioned). and here’s what it looks like under the lid:

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so basically, you tear off pieces of injera, scoop up either kitfo (ground beef) or wats (stewy meat — lamb in our case), roll it up and stick it in your mouth. think fajitas with unleavened pancake like texture sourdough bread.

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my overall impression of the food was actually more negative than positive; the spices and flavoring on the meat, goat cheese and collared greens were too intense for my asian mouth to stomach; the fact that the sourdough does not do much to mask the flavors or lessen them but adds on to the flavors (the sourdough was more sour than anything else i’ve tasted in my life) does not help mellow out the complex array of flavors present.

and of course, no meal is complete without beer:

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ethiopian amber ale. yum.

ちょっとシチュウーっぽい肉ジャガ

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Ingredients

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600g of potatoes, 200g of carrots, 400g of beef, 1-2 onions (not pictured), 130ml of soy sauce, 90ml of mirin, 30ml of cooking alcohol/sake, 2 tbsp of sugar (not pictured), 1200ml of niban-dashi soup (not pictured), frozen peas and corn (optional, not pictured)

Step 1

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oil pot sufficiently and cook beef until it browns on medium high heat.

Step 2

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add carrots and onions into the mix and stirfry for about five minutes.

Step 3

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add potatoes into the mix and stirfry for another five minutes or so.

Step 4

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add your 1200ml of niban-dashi and adjust heat to medium. if you don’t know what niban-dashi is or contend that you have no idea how to make it, just buy konbu/katsuo stock from your local asian market and boil it twice for about 10-15 minutes each in water (niban dashi is the product of the second boiling session) or if you’re uber lazy, just buy bonito/konbu stock and mix with about twice as much water as the instructions tell you to.

Step 5

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after about 15 mins of boiling (during which if you’ve been a dilligent cook you would have been busy removing excess fat and oil surfacing to the top) reduce fire to a simmer and add 90ml of mirin, 30ml of cooking alcohol/sake, and 2 tbsp of sugar. after doing so, put a lid on the pot and let boil for five minutes.

Step 6

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add 130ml of soy sauce into the mix (oh the sodium…) and let it simmer on weak fire until all your veggies are nice and soft.

Step 7

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optional step; if you have any frozen peas/corn laying around, dump them into the stew and boil on high for about 3-4 minutes.

Step 8

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serve in bowl with rice/bread and profit.

the ultimate gangbang

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WARNING

this sandwich contains unhealthy servings of chicken, beef and bacon; not for the religious or the faint of heart.

Ingredients

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1 kfc double down sandwich, 1 a&w double cheeseburger, a serving of potato wedges (optional)

Step 1

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remove sandwiches from packages

Step 2

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gently disassemble your a&w cheeseburger so that you get two halves with sesame bun, meat patty and cheese on each.

Step 3

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place your doubledown sandwich on top of one half of your disassembled cheeseburger.

Step 4

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place the other half of your disassembled cheeseburger on top of Step 3 and prepare for death.

Nutritional Guide

kfc double down
nutrition guide kfc

a&w cheeseburger

nutrition guide anw

total

Calories 1260
Fat 52g
Trans Fat 4.5g
Sodium 2750mg
Carbohydrates 57g

I Survived the Ultimate Gangbang Challenge, 2010

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contestants: irish show, scott seo

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witness: berdin pattanasiroj

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oh my god, it’s huge…

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first taste…

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the beast dissected… also, “se(e) food”

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the inevitable moment of defeat

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“oh my god… this is so brutal”

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“let’s never do this again…”

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“i’m just happy i didn’t have to eat it.”

ちょっとインチキな青椒肉絲

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inspired by CookDo

Ingredients

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260g of beef (round top), 130g of bell peppers (2-3 bell peppers or “6″ japanese-size bell peppers), 150g of boiled bamboo shoots (you can find these in cans in any supermarket), 2tbsp of soy sauce, 2tbsp of cooking alcohol/sake, 3tsp of katakuriko starch, a pinch of pepper, a pinch of salt/aji no moto, a slice of ginger + garlic, premixed CookDo QingJiaoRouSi sauce OR 【2 tbsp cooking alcohol/sake, 2 tsp of sugar, 2 tbsp of soy sauce, 1.5 tbsp of chicken dash/aji no moto】

Marination

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cut beef into 1cm strips then add 2tbsp of soy sauce, 2tbsp of cooking alcohol/sake, 3tsp of katakuriko starch and 1.5tbsp of oil. massage meat so that all the marinade soaks in well with the meat in a bowl. cover marinated meat with saran wrap and let sit in fridge for 30-60 minutes.

Preparing Ingredients — Bell Peppers

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slice the bell peppers in half and remove all the seeds/gunk inside — also slice the arched ends of the bell peppers (i.e. where the core used to be)

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set your sliced half of bell peppers with their inside facing the cutting board and slice them into thin 1cm strips.

Preparing Ingredients — Boiled Bamboo Shoots

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slice your whole bamboo shoot into thin circular slices.

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slice the circular slices into 1cm slices by cutting them vertically (or horizontally, it shouldn’t really matter since they’re circular…)

Step 1

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pour 2 tbsp of oil into the oh-so-familiar manly wok over high heat.

Step 2

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dump marinated meat into manly wok, and stirfry until they’re about 1/2 cooked.

Step 3

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dump sliced bamboo shoots into manly wok, stirfry until meat is 100% cooked.

Step 4

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add sliced bell peppers into the mix and stirfry for about 30-45 seconds, or until the bell peppers are warm but not soft (you want them to be crunchy, but not cold)

Step 5

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add your CookDo premixed sauce or the mixture mentioned in 【】in the ingredients section, and mix well for about 15-30 seconds until everything is covered in the sauce.

Step 6

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serve with rice and profit.

ちょっと本格的な麻婆豆腐

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inspired by tameshite! gatten

Ingredients

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1 pack of firm tofu, 1 tbsp of cooking alcohol, 1.5 tbsp of soy sauce, 1.5 tbsp of dou ban jiang (chinese broad bean paste), 1.333 tbsp of tian mian jiang (sweet soybean paste), 60ml of chicken dash/bouillon, 2 tsp of katakuriko starch mixed with 2 tsp of water, 100g of ground pork, spring onions (not pictured)

Step 1

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remove tofu from package and boil it in boiling water for about 90 seconds.

Step 2

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remove tofu from boiling water, drain water, and slice tofu into 1cm cubes.

Step 3

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heat manly wok for 60 seconds, add 1 tbsp of oil.

Step 4

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throw minced pork into wok, add 3 more tbsp of oil on top of pork and cook pork until you see the pork grease ooze out from the pork like so:

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Step 5

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throw dou ban jiang and tian mian jiang into the mix and stir/mix well until the pork and the paste all become an orangey mixture like so:

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Step 6

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add chicken stock, soy sauce and cooking alcohol into the mix and let sit for about 20 seconds.

Step 7

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add tofu and spring onions into the fray and mix gently until your baby looks like this:

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Step 8

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add katakuriko (but do not dump it all in at once else it might clog up) and mix well.

Step 9

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serve with rice and profit.